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Disagiato
12/04/2010, 14:23
Un napoletano ad un milanese : "la devi finire di dire che la TV che ti ho venduto non è a colori!!"

il milanese: " No !!! è In bianco e nero!!!"

il napoletano insiste: "guarda che la Tv che ti ho dato è A COLORI!!!":ph34r:...

e poi aggiunge.....

"tu ti fidi dei vigili urbani??"

il milanese " certo..perchè?"

il napoletano "facciamo giudicare ad un vigile se la tv è a colori o no..."..

il milanese: " ok.. ci stò"..

i due si recano da un vigile.... e il napoletano chiede :

"il bianco è un colore?"

il vigile: "si!"

napoletano: "il nero è un colore?"

il vigile " SI!!"

il napoletano si gira verso il milanese: "Adesso la devi finire... hai visto che la tv è a colori, l'ha confermato anche il vigile!!"


:biggrin3::biggrin3:
fearless
12/04/2010, 16:54
PRES SMETTILA!!!!!

vai a lavorare :oook:
yatta
12/04/2010, 16:56
PRES SMETTILA!!!!!

vai a lavorare :oook:

:smoke_: io non capisco davvero cosa diavolo gli stia succedendo...da quando esce con quei tre rincoglioniti della Mukka Bamba e Vulvano ormai e' proprio perso !!!!
fearless
12/04/2010, 17:34
:smoke_: io non capisco davvero cosa diavolo gli stia succedendo...da quando esce con quei tre rincoglioniti della Mukka Bamba e Vulvano ormai e' proprio perso !!!!

:papa::papa::papa:

ci vuole un esorcismo :oook:
yatta
12/04/2010, 18:15
:papa::papa::papa:

ci vuole un esorcismo :oook:

:cry: Pitt lo stiamo perdendo...
fearless
12/04/2010, 18:59
:cry: Pitt lo stiamo perdendo...

e' letteralmente andato!!!
da quando e' tornato in funzione l'autolavaggio vive nel disagio piu' assoluto...:ph34r:


go PRES home......:laugh2:
noris
12/04/2010, 20:10
Che cagata!:biggrin3:
paolino73
12/04/2010, 20:12
Che cagata!:biggrin3:

perfetto, finalmente è tornato!!! vai presidente sei di nuovo con noi!!!! :w00t:
Lo zar
12/04/2010, 20:14
Che brutta barza! :laugh2:
S1m0ne75
12/04/2010, 20:15
Che cagata!:biggrin3:

:wacko::wacko:
yatta
12/04/2010, 20:36
:smoke_: mi domando da quale rivista idiota mentre cagava sul cesso ha tirato fuori sta minkiata
fearless
12/04/2010, 21:06
:smoke_: mi domando da quale rivista idiota mentre cagava sul cesso ha tirato fuori sta minkiata

che amarezza
MR-T
13/04/2010, 21:04
:D
fearless
14/04/2010, 08:11
ottimo pres :oook:
vulcano
14/04/2010, 14:06
:smoke_: io non capisco davvero cosa diavolo gli stia succedendo...da quando esce con quei tre rincoglioniti della Mukka Bamba e Vulvano ormai e' proprio perso !!!!
LO STIAMO AGGIUSTANDO MA OGNI TANTO ........HA DEGLI SPR(UZZI)AZZI DI DEMENZA SENILE!
Karra
14/04/2010, 14:13
e vai di sambuca
yatta
14/04/2010, 15:10
ottimo pres :oook:

:smoke_: Pitt ormai il Presidente e' avvolto dalla piu' totale amarezza...sarebbe il caso di tirar fuori quella famosa terapia d' urto...
magari per dargli il giusto input....
vulcano
14/04/2010, 15:11
LO STIAMO AGGIUSTANDO MA OGNI TANTO ........HA DEGLI SPR(UZZI)AZZI DI DEMENZA SENILE!




up:sick::sick::sick::sick::sick:
Mamba
14/04/2010, 16:52
intubatelo!!!!!!!!!
Mr Frowning
14/04/2010, 22:29
una cagata tremenda :ph34r::ph34r:
Mamba
15/04/2010, 07:18
oggi posterà quella del fantasma formaggino........
vulcano
15/04/2010, 07:34
dategli del bromuro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
steo
15/04/2010, 07:40
PRES SMETTILA!!!!!

vai a lavorare :oook:

Q U O T O
fearless
15/04/2010, 08:21
mah...
papitosky
17/04/2010, 21:25
buona per l'asilo
Torta
17/04/2010, 22:02
:blink::blink::blink::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:
@ndre@
18/04/2010, 07:42
.
kikko
18/04/2010, 08:07
PRES SMETTILA!!!!!

vai a lavorare :oook:

quotone
Intrip
27/04/2010, 08:34
:smoke_: io non capisco davvero cosa diavolo gli stia succedendo...da quando esce con quei tre rincoglioniti della Mukka Bamba e Vulvano ormai e' proprio perso !!!!

con me non esce + :(:(
va solo coi palestrati ormai lui :rolleyes:
fearless
27/04/2010, 10:25
mah...
Intrip
27/04/2010, 10:26
con me non esce + :(:(
va solo coi palestrati ormai lui :rolleyes:

questo week va via con vulvano al Tra-si-meno :wub::wub:
Disagiato
27/04/2010, 10:33
questo week va via con vulvano al Tra-si-meno :wub::wub:

imbecille!!:biggrin3::biggrin3::biggrin3::biggrin3:
Lucav
27/04/2010, 10:35
PRES SMETTILA!!!!!

vai a lavorare :oook:

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Disagiato
27/04/2010, 10:37
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fearless
27/04/2010, 11:34
chiudere!
orcablu
27/04/2010, 19:12
:cry::cry::cry:
Un napoletano ad un milanese : "la devi finire di dire che la TV che ti ho venduto non è a colori!!"

il milanese: " No !!! è In bianco e nero!!!"

il napoletano insiste: "guarda che la Tv che ti ho dato è A COLORI!!!":ph34r:...

e poi aggiunge.....

"tu ti fidi dei vigili urbani??"

il milanese " certo..perchè?"

il napoletano "facciamo giudicare ad un vigile se la tv è a colori o no..."..

il milanese: " ok.. ci stò"..

i due si recano da un vigile.... e il napoletano chiede :

"il bianco è un colore?"

il vigile: "si!"

napoletano: "il nero è un colore?"

il vigile " SI!!"

il napoletano si gira verso il milanese: "Adesso la devi finire... hai visto che la tv è a colori, l'ha confermato anche il vigile!!"


:biggrin3::biggrin3:
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fearless
27/04/2010, 19:17
auguri max :oook:
orcablu
27/04/2010, 19:23
uppa la lista fear ;-)
fearless
27/04/2010, 23:11
uppa la lista fear ;-)

:oook:
Intrip
27/04/2010, 23:24
lunga vita AI Pres :rolleyes:
Disagiato
28/04/2010, 06:09
lo sputer logora chi ce l'ha
Intrip
28/04/2010, 08:03
lo sputer logora chi ce l'ha

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
fearless
28/04/2010, 11:42
lunga vita AI Pres :rolleyes:

ca cettu
Intrip
28/04/2010, 12:56
lo sputer logora chi ce l'ha

ma logora anche chi non ce l'ha se ci pensiamo bene :dry::dry::dry::dry:
fearless
28/04/2010, 15:10
mah.....
Herbie 53
28/04/2010, 15:11
Un napoletano ad un milanese : "la devi finire di dire che la TV che ti ho venduto non è a colori!!"

il milanese: " No !!! è In bianco e nero!!!"

il napoletano insiste: "guarda che la Tv che ti ho dato è A COLORI!!!":ph34r:...

e poi aggiunge.....

"tu ti fidi dei vigili urbani??"

il milanese " certo..perchè?"

il napoletano "facciamo giudicare ad un vigile se la tv è a colori o no..."..

il milanese: " ok.. ci stò"..

i due si recano da un vigile.... e il napoletano chiede :

"il bianco è un colore?"

il vigile: "si!"

napoletano: "il nero è un colore?"

il vigile " SI!!"

il napoletano si gira verso il milanese: "Adesso la devi finire... hai visto che la tv è a colori, l'ha confermato anche il vigile!!"


:biggrin3::biggrin3:

bannatelo
fearless
28/04/2010, 16:38
al pres?
Intrip
28/04/2010, 16:57
al pres?

si un pres a caso :rolleyes:
fearless
28/04/2010, 17:26
:(