Un po' di Humor sulla Lucas..
- The Lucas motto: "Get home before dark."
- Lucas denies having invented darkness. But they still claim "sudden, unexpected darkness"
- Lucas--inventor of the self-dimming headlamp.
- "I've had a Lucas pacemaker for years and have never experienced any probl...
- If Lucas made guns, wars would not start either.
- Back in the '70s Lucas decided to diversify its product line and began manufacturing vacuum cleaners. It was the only product they offered which didn't suck.
- Why do the English drink warm beer? Lucas made the refrigerators, too.
- Alexander Graham Bell invented the Telephone.
Thomas Edison invented the Light Bulb.
Joseph Lucas invented the Short Circuit.- Recommended procedure before taking on a repair of Lucas equipment: check the position of the stars, kill a chicken and walk three times sunwise around your car chanting: "Oh mighty Prince of Darkness protect your unworthy servant."
- How to make AIDS disappear? Give it a Lucas parts number.
- Recently, Lucas won out over Bosch to supply the electrical for the new Volkswagens. So, now the cars from the Black Forest will come with electrics supplied by the Lord of Darkness -- how appropriate!
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