vi regalo questa barza in lingua albionica è bellissima (a mio modesto parere):

A Chinese family of 5, named Chu, Bu, Hu, Su and Fu Decided to
emigrate to the United States.

In order to get a visa, they had to adapt their names to
American standards.

Chu became Chuck.

Bu became Buck.

Hu became Huck.

Su and Fu decided to stay in China.